Jackson Pollock, Willem de Kooning, Joan Mitchell and a whole clique of other Abstract Expressionist artists have returned from the grave to deliver your mail. "The individual stamps are gorgeous, but they also are presented together in a pane that is conceived as a work of art itself," said one Postal Service spokesman of the USPS's latest issue. "The stamps are different sizes and placed as if they were pieces hanging in a gallery." [Culture Monster/LAT]

More than twenty years after its publication and ten years after it was remade as a movie, A Time to Kill will become the first of John Grisham’s books to be adapted for the stage when it opens in Washington, D.C. next May. But don’t expect to see some Matthew McConaughey stand-in screaming after his dog Max while the KKK torches his house behind him, or for the play to end with Carl Lee’s black kid playing with Jake’s white kid at a potluck. They’re going to do it by the book. [NYT]

Discussing the recent successful Facebook campaign to get Betty White a gig hosting the May 8 episode of Saturday Night Live, Lorne Michaels says his only hesitation was over her oldness: “The show’s so grueling, just running from set to set and costume changes and all that. I had to find a way to make it fun for her." So he also invited Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, intending to make it a group-hosted "Women of Comedy" episode, before relenting and giving her her own show: “Pardo’s 92,” he tells ArtsBeat. “A couple people in wardrobe are older than him. So [White]’s a spring chicken in our world." Michaels also says he's open to booking more Facebook-suggested hosts. “Without question,” he said, “if it was somebody we wanted.” As such, the May 15 episode will be hosted by that pickle with more fans than Nickelback. [ArtsBeat/NYT]

Nina Sky, the identical twins behind the 2004 hit “Move Ya Body,” enjoyed a mini-resurgence last summer thanks to a feature on Major Lazer’s indie smash “Keep It Going Louder,” and were hoping to ride the wave into the release of their long-delayed sophomore album, Starting Today. Their label, Polo Grounds, hasn’t been too cooperative, though: According to the duo’s Twitter, the album’s been done for months, but Polo has no plans to release it or allow them to take it elsewhere. Sensibly, then, they tweeted their label chief Bryan Leech’s work and home numbers and personal e-mail, urging their Twitter followers to badger him into submission. Look, we’re all for supporting artists in their squabbles with shortsighted label execs, but man, Nina Sky are being so annoying. [NinaSky/Twitter via RapRadar]

After getting trashed by hard-core fans while in previews in London, Love Never Dies, Andrew Lloyd Webber's new sequel to The Phantom of the Opera, received poor reviews from critics. The noxious buzz has caused some theatergoers to wonder if the show will really open, as planned, at the Neil Simon Theater on Broadway this fall. An executive with the production tells the Times' Patrick Healy that Love is still on track for a fall opening, but says "some changes from the London production [are] likely." [ArtsBeat/NYT]

TMZ reports that Conan O'Brien stands to make exactly zero dollars from his upcoming live shows — all profits will go to the tour's 40 or so crew members, many of them former NBC employees who relocated from New York to Los Angeles to work on Conan's Tonight Show. And, conveniently, the trek will finish up in Atlanta on June 14, which should put most workers within reasonable hitchhiking distance of their former homes. [TMZ]